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school play

Post by Ron » Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:07 pm

Young boy arrives home from school and his old man asks what was news. The boy replied "well dad I got a lead role in the school play, it's about a husband and wife and I play the husband". The Dad replied, "oh that's great son, but never mind, next year you might get a talking part!'
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Re: school play

Post by Neville Briggs » Wed Sep 24, 2014 8:06 pm

:o
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Re: school play

Post by Heather » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:38 am

:lol:

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Re: school play

Post by Zondrae » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:44 pm

Oh Thanks for the laugh.

Now if I could just think of a witty reply to send.
It isn't true that women only talk to hear the sound of their own voice.
I know when I stayed with that Uncle and Aunt, Aunty could't ever get a word in because Uncle was always singing.
No not the current top 40 hits but good, robust, Italian arias. (or is that ariai?) anyway as I said we never talk just to her our own lips flap. So that renders the joke a little redundant, wouldn't you agree..
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Re: school play

Post by Neville Briggs » Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:39 pm

arie is the plural of aria.

Being a bloke I won't say more than that. ;)
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Re: school play

Post by Bob Pacey » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:04 pm

would have been easier to just say a song Zondrea.
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Re: school play

Post by Ron » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:43 pm

Ah Zondrae! could that well have been the reason why the old Unc' sang. If Auntie got a word in, it may not have stopped either :o
And redundant, never while a few ladies I know can still draw breath! :)

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Re: school play

Post by Heather » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:21 am

Whataya saying Ron. Go on, spit it out! :lol:

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Re: school play

Post by Ron » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:28 pm

:o

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Re: school play

Post by Heather » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:30 pm

You see, that is the problem - you guys are such bad communicators that we women have to put words into your mouths! :P

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