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Heaven.

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:31 am

Two old scoundrels, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we have both loved football all our lives and we played on Saturdays together for so many years.
Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football up there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed, "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up. "Who is it?"
"It's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first ," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And, best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?





"You're in the team for this Saturday."
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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Re: Heaven.

Post by David Campbell » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Heaven.

Post by keats » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!!!!

Neil

Hey Bob, you going to Tamworth?

Heather

Re: Heaven.

Post by Heather » Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:34 pm

:lol:

Bob you've found a source of "new" jokes :)

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Re: Heaven.

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:14 pm

Not unless I retire or quit Neil got holidays in October then again in April.


We are really busy during the holidays.

Another one you have not heard heather WoW.

Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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