ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

This Guy was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

He replied, "That would be my wife."


Bob

Ron

Well he should have listened better at the first lecture

If it was me pulling him up in my time, I would not have had to ask what lecture , and I would have carted him home to see the fun

Yeah Neville that has happened to me in the long distant past, then the copper came with me to the back shed where we knocked off the rest of the carton and went slept in the waste paper bins.

TTFN

Is you Bin Layedin Dave

bill w

Oh Neville, bad cop, bad cop!