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Lecture

Post by Bob Pacey » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:52 pm

This Guy was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

He replied, "That would be my wife."


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Re: Lecture

Post by Ron » Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Lecture

Post by Maureen K Clifford » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:20 am

Well he should have listened better at the first lecture :lol:
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Re: Lecture

Post by Neville Briggs » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:54 pm

If it was me pulling him up in my time, I would not have had to ask what lecture , and I would have carted him home to see the fun :lol:
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Re: Lecture

Post by Dave Smith » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:40 pm

Yeah Neville that has happened to me in the long distant past, then the copper came with me to the back shed where we knocked off the rest of the carton and went slept in the waste paper bins.

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Re: Lecture

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:59 am

:o :o :lol:
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Re: Lecture

Post by william williams » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:12 pm

Is you Bin Layedin Dave

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Re: Lecture

Post by Heather » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:12 am

Oh Neville, bad cop, bad cop! :lol:

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