In Hospital.

[Bob Pacey]

Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my

nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell

of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.


It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.


She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?”


I'm off to the cornor

[Heather]

Corner

[Neville Briggs]

I suspect that the originator of that didn't feel anything from the neck up.

[Heather]

I find it amusing that "every" man's dream of being sick in hospital involves a gorgeous young nurse with short dress leaning over them. Somehow they seem to avoid the grumpy, overworked bossy nurse

[Neville Briggs]

I spent a bit of time in hospital last year and the main nurse was a bloke...

[Heather]

There you go Bob, every man's dream come true!

[warooa]

Research has shown that 9 out of 10 blokes are attracted to nurses with big boobs.

The other one is attracted to the 9 blokes

[Heather]

Is it the "nurse" or the "boobs" that's the attraction do you think Marty?

[william williams]

Nurse Heather, Bob, Neville,Warooa, After spending 3/4 of a day in hospital yesterday sick as hell, I can assure you as long as they have warm hands you don't give a dam,

bill the old battler

[Neville Briggs]

Don't they say cold hands- warm heart, Willum.