SAUSAGES ................ RACISM?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why DID you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."
Sausages
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Re: Sausages
Good one Bob although perhaps the confusion is perhaps understandable because Bunnings always seem to have sausage sizzles going on outside their front door - or maybe that's just an Ipswich thing 
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Re: Sausages
Great Bob....and new I reckon, well it is one I have never heard before.....you're improving mate!Ross
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manfredvijars
Re: Sausages
... so what sort of sausages DO they sell at Bunnings?
I love their sasage sizzles ....
I love their sasage sizzles ....
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