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Glenny Palmer
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Medical Examination

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:53 am

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:-

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.

Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Leave your knickers on ... Just stick out your tongue!"
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william williams

Re: Medical Examination

Post by william williams » Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:34 am

is this what you mean by medical examination Glenny

And there laying down in the shade of the old gum tree on the hill.
His old hide covered with scars of those many battles he had, had.
His son much younger in years stood before him a questioned look upon his face
as he gazed down into the valley below where a herd of young cows were being herded into the yards
to wait for the A.I. service man to arrive.
Father he stated shall we run down there to help.
And the wise old bull told his son no we shall walk and service the lot

Bill the old ******

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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:11 pm

Ummm...not quite Bill....cheeky!
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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Bob Pacey » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:21 pm

Lucky you mentioned it was a bull in the last line Bill I was getting a bit worried.


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Re: Medical Examination

Post by r.magnay » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:37 pm

...I still am Bob, that joke was written before you and I were born!.... ;)
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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:03 pm

...and he hurries to assure that he's not referring to my joke.... :?

Hey Roscoe....so was Dickens' 'David Copperfield' but we still get a good laugh from Mr Micawber... :D
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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Dave Smith » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:18 pm

Hey Glennie what about this old one.

Ladies Yearly Medical

On going to the Doctor for the yearly medical
The nurse started with certain basics

“ How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“60 kilos’ I said
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turned out I weigh 87 k.

The nurse asked. “ Your height”
“168cm” I said.
The nurse checked, I was only 158cm.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.

“Of course its high” I screamed, “when I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac

What a Bitch!

:P :P
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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Glenny Palmer » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Medical Examination

Post by Heather » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:25 pm

You're all sick! :roll:

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Re: Medical Examination

Post by william williams » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:57 pm

Heather did you say thick :? or was it sick :o

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