ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Love this never laughed sooo much.

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!


WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:

Of course I do.


WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:

Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
- silence - -


HUSBAND:
OOPS bugger

Well I thought it was funny.


Grumble Grumble Grumble

...oh it's funny Bob, and it was also funny 50 or so years ago.......

Ross Fifty years ago I was still playing Cowboys and Indians, fishing and catching crawchies


Bob

...so was I....but I had already heard that joke!....

Well did ya hear the one about -------ahhhhh never mind

Very Young

Bob

Yeah I'm sure that was in Bob Hope's set when he entertained the troops in WW2

BUT . . . if it tickles your boat Bob doesnt' matter how archaic they are. Keep postin' em and you'll surely get one Roscoe hasn't heard

Marty

yeah Bob. keep 'em coming, just don't get cranky if no one laughs.......you're bound to find some that no one has heard before!....

Maybe I had an ill spent youth....maybe...

Never stopped me yet Marty


Cheers Ross Hey I was just talking to Manfred on facebook and he has been eating Catfish ?????? Yuck chuckem back Here.