Wrong Answer
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Wrong Answer
Love this never laughed sooo much.
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
OOPS bugger
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
OOPS bugger
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: Wrong Answer
Well I thought it was funny.
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Grumble Grumble Grumble
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Re: Wrong Answer
Ross Fifty years ago I was still playing Cowboys and Indians, fishing and catching crawchies
Bob
Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: Wrong Answer
Well did ya hear the one about -------ahhhhh never mind
Very Young
Bob
Very Young
Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
Re: Wrong Answer
Yeah I'm sure that was in Bob Hope's set when he entertained the troops in WW2
BUT . . . if it tickles your boat Bob doesnt' matter how archaic they are. Keep postin' em and you'll surely get one Roscoe hasn't heard
Marty
BUT . . . if it tickles your boat Bob doesnt' matter how archaic they are. Keep postin' em and you'll surely get one Roscoe hasn't heard
Marty
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Re: Wrong Answer
yeah Bob. keep 'em coming, just don't get cranky if no one laughs.......you're bound to find some that no one has heard before!....
Maybe I had an ill spent youth....maybe...
Maybe I had an ill spent youth....maybe...
Ross
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Re: Wrong Answer
Never stopped me yet Marty
Cheers Ross Hey I was just talking to Manfred on facebook and he has been eating Catfish ?????? Yuck chuckem back Here.
Cheers Ross Hey I was just talking to Manfred on facebook and he has been eating Catfish ?????? Yuck chuckem back Here.
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!