ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,

and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!





Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.

It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

you clown Robere, I worked with a skinny bloke once, or twice, and he came out of the shower one time complaining about the shampoo, when I quizzed him he made the same point about the manufacturer claiming "More body!"

Oh and by the way, don't get that dishwashing liquid in your eye, it might sting!...

And besids who wants skinny eyes.

TTFN

Bob, have you ever thought about that word? Sham poo - as opposed to what? Real .....
Wazza

Yeah Ross reminds me of the time I got the vaselene mixed up with Vicks OOOOOOOOOOaaaaahhhhhh


Now that stings


Bob

Did you hear about the young newly-weds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and Putty?








All their windows fell out.


Waz

Windows fell out?? Oh I geddit . . . Bob mixed Vaseline with vicks so the "OOOOOOOOaaaah" was the pane

Is the dishwashing detergent gentle on your hands?

We don't want to know what the vaseline was for..

it's what they use on grapes Heather to turn them into 'slippery little suckers'