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Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:24 pm

Had some problems at the supermarket this morning. as I went to pay the checkout girl said " Strip down Facing Me ! "


I thought this is security gone mad but i had nothing to hide so I complied.

Her screams brought the manager and security guard running. ! Now I'm in trouble.

How was I to know she meant my credit card in the bloody machine.

Ya gotta make instructions clear to us oldies.


Bob
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

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Re: Security

Post by william williams » Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:58 pm

that would have to be the first time you enjoyed following instructions bob


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Re: Security

Post by r.magnay » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:59 am

:lol: :lol: ...you bloody dope!
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Re: Security

Post by warooa » Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:15 pm

C'mon Bob . . . rehashing your old jokes is fine if they're funny

give us something new(ish) :lol:

Knew I'd heard it somewhere before :roll:

just in case you missed it . . Bob's 'getting older'

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Re: Security

Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:43 pm

Decidely different this one is called security the other one is called getting older and it was a different supermarket ???


I think

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Re: Security

Post by Heather » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:56 pm

The heat's getting to ya Bob. :)

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