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modern technology
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:49 pm
by william williams
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law recently when I asked if I
could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' me son said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here,dad you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you! that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
bill the old battler back in town
Re: modern technology
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:52 pm
by Neville Briggs
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
you won't know what's hit you Bill, if you go breaking someone's Ipad.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Re: modern technology
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:35 pm
by Rimeriter
ipad -
too bad.
Dead fly
wouldn't cry.
Summers dread
kill 'em dead.
ipad's dead
young ones dread.
"onya" Bill
a laugh to kill.
Jim.
Re: modern technology
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:16 pm
by Dave Smith
I wonder what the outback dunny would look like with squares of cut up ipad hanging on a nail.
TTFN
![Cool 8-)](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
Re: modern technology
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:42 pm
by william williams
yeh
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
Well
![Exclamation :!:](./images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif)
you might be right Dave
![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
It may sing to you.
![Cool 8-)](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
There's a Red Back on the Toilet seat.
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
or it may sing that old Elvis song
Love me tender love me sweet
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
(and please don't hit the toilet seat
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
)
Bill the old battler
Re: modern technology
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:25 pm
by keats
Was that you who emailed me that joke twenty times, Bill?
Neil
Re: modern technology
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:10 pm
by william williams
nah weren't me
![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
mind you Bill is a common name
bill w