ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Gee I was in a good mood this morning woke up got my missus breakfast in bed and said happy birthday to her.
Just then the phone rang and my old punting mate was on the line we chatted then I said to him you know it’s the old nag’s birthday today. And you know what I get out of hospital tomorrow.


Bill the Bruised old battler

You could've said 'neigh', Bill !

But no ? Your mate just had to 'chaff ' about it.

Perhaps I'm just bloody cranky with myself because I didn't take advantage.

Oh ! well. Another missed opportunity.

Jim.

A true story, I'm sure Bill.

Now let me guess Bill, is 'Trouble' your middle name by any chance??

Made a bit of horses ass of yourself Bill

Goodonya Bill. I reckon you'se would make good "neigh"bours.

TTFN