ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

An old man started to get dressed and told his wife that he was off to see the Doctor,
"and just why are you going to the Dr.?" she asked.
"I'm gunna' get me some of that viagra stuff" he said.
The old dear started to get up out of her rocker and put her scarf on.
"And where are you going?" he asked.
"I'm going to the Dr. too" she said
"Why?" he asked
She replied, "Well if you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm gunna' get meself a tetnus shot!!!"

Ron, that's a RIPPER.

I can identify with both viewpoints !!!!!
Jim.