ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

THE OLDER WOMAN

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.


We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What' that?' I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

Old, old joke.

First time I've heard it Jim and it is a beauty.

The crowd at the campfire last night thought so as well .

Cheers Bob

I don’t get it! I think a 61year old girl would be just fine.

At least by then she should know how to make a decent cup of coffee.

TTFN

...can't remember hearing it before myself Bob, maybe we don't frequent the same standard of places that Heather does......

Email Ross. I've had it emailed to me a dozen times. I guess it was funny the first time...

....same standard of company?.....