Bring ya own Mug.
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:25 pm
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, 'for our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
As I said bring ya own mug.
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, 'for our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
As I said bring ya own mug.
