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If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:35 pm
by Bob Pacey
Found the Mr Whippy ice cream man in my front yard today covered in hundreds and thousands.
The police think he topped himself ??
Bob
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:49 am
by Dave Smith
yeah OK.....Tsk Tsk
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:27 am
by r.magnay
.....I think you had better get back on the Bundy Bob!.....
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:10 am
by Neville Briggs
Yes Bob, a body of a man was found in the yard with a packet of corn flakes jammed in his throat. The police are looking for a cereal killer.
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:14 am
by Dave Smith
We went to séance last night and the clairvoyant was laughing so my wife went up to her and slapped her across the face.
Shocked I asked, “Why did you do that” her answer was
“ I always wanted to strike a happy medium.”
TTFN
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 12:15 pm
by Rimeriter
Some bloody good chuckles. Thanks Fellas.
Are we going to vote for the best one ?
Or just list them in preference order ?
Jim
Re: If Bill can so can I.
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:02 pm
by Zondrae
would you believe
I haven't heard any of these. If so.. let me take you to Sydney where I have this rather large, harbour side holiday home, of a very unique design (looks like a fleet of sail boats) that you may be interested in buying. The only draw back is that you will need to erect a fence. I haven't got round to doing that yet and people keep climbing up the back stairs and having parties or concerts.