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cremations

Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 4:08 pm
by william williams
A tough old Drover passed this message to his Grandson.

Now if you wish to live to a ripe old age sprinkle a little gunpowder on you porridge every morning which the young bloke did every morning.

And in time when the young bloke died at the age of 95 they cremated him.

He left 15 children 38 great grand children and 75 great grand kids and 15 foot diameter hole in the crementation oven.

Re: cremations

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 6:53 am
by r.magnay
....not one of your best I think Bill..... :roll:

Re: cremations

Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:48 pm
by Dave Smith
Yeah, but where did they bury the ashes.