ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

Bob

Another mouldy old one Bob!!!

Now the fact that you know them all must mean you are as old and mouldy as me Keats ???


I know mate but it is getting harder to find any that are clean enough to post ??


Bob

keats wrote:Another mouldy old one Bob!!!

The joke or the beer in it?

Well you know that Qld beer Marty!