ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

The Irish mirror


After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life,
an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin .

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me father.'


He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on
the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he
hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.

So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror

As she looked into the glass, she fumed,

'So that's the ugly tart he's runnin' around with.'

Glenny !!!

These jokes are seriously getting worse and even wiping off the cobwebs doesn't help!!!!!

...over to you Keatsy....sock it to us.

Nope, the two man show we are writing will be all original, once an original joke spiel is put out there, ever bugger is using it within a week or two.

Neil

keats wrote:Nope, the two man show we are writing will be all original, once an original joke spiel is put out there, ever bugger is using it within a week or two.

Neil

two man show? You and who, Neil?

...his alter-ego....you know, 'Superman' in fluoro undies.

(I reckon that's a dodge Neil....surely you know one joke that doesn't have 'cobwebs' on it????)

Ha ha, I've been writing plenty, Glenny, but they are mine!!! Mine I tell you. You can always come to our show and listen to them!!! 10% off entry. lol

I'm working with young, wayward Brad Maclean, Marty. But it's hard to work on the show when your guts hurts so hard from laughing at his 'normal' conversation, as you know!

Neil

...wot's the 10% off for?...shoving me right up the back...or...gasp gasp....a Senior's discount??? Noooo.
When's it on...where...and 10% off how much...??

GLENNY didn't you no I't 10% of what he's paying you and that's bugger all
why im and a frogs rear end are kinda water tight