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to all those who can remember

Post by william williams » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:53 am

A Tiny Tot’s Memories

When I was very little, well maybe two or three.

There were things that happened, just too little me.
Who’d cuddle and squeeze me tight till I nearly fart

ME MUVER

I’d fall, and graze my knee, and then I’d cry,
Who would come an comfort me

ME MUVER.

Now sitting in me high chair, with me dinner everywhere.
Who would come and clean me up,

ME MUVER.

Once sitting on me potty, I stood, and widdled every where,
Who smacks me little bottom, and sits me down,

ME MUVER,

Who tucks me in my little bed
and cuddles me to sleep,

ME MUVER.

Now as the night is quiet me muvers bed did squeak,
And so I rises, just to take a little peak.

Who grabbed me by me jamas and smacks me little bum
And throws me into bed to sleep,

ME FAVER

Written by Bill Williams March 05

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Re: to all those who can remember

Post by william williams » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:00 pm

she's true I tell yah

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Re: to all those who can remember

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:09 pm

Naughty boy . :lol:
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Post by Bob Pacey » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:11 pm

oh i get it Bill I didn't read the bit about when you were little ?? :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by william williams » Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:30 am

No Bob I was telling about you when you were a litte tot. thats what you told me

Gee you were a bugger of a kid then and you haven't changed now go on back to the naughty corner bro

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Post by Bob Pacey » Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:30 pm

Please Bill I do not and never will answer to BRO, Call me mate as much as you like or anything else but never BRO.


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Re: to all those who can remember

Post by Heather » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:22 pm

Now THAT is funny! :lol:

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Post by william williams » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:52 pm

sorry Bob :roll: I should not have used that abreviation.
Now you thought that I meant Brother :lol: 8-)
Well no way. :shock: It wern't, :o
It was short for Bromide :cry: thats what you take when youv'e been on the turps mate :twisted:

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Re: to all those who can remember

Post by Neville Briggs » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:06 pm

What wrong with Bro ?? We have a shop in Singleton that has been here for decades, it's called Gould Bros. I'm sure there are plenty of country towns where Bros were partners in the local businesses. ;) :roll: :)
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Re: to all those who can remember

Post by r.magnay » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:27 pm

...you're a trouble maker Neville!..... ;)
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