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Neville Briggs
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A fair story

Post by Neville Briggs » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:38 am

A blonde goes into the library and says to the librarian at the desk
" I'll have a double burger, a packet of chips and a diet coke "

" What ! " says the librarian " What do you think you're doing, don't you realise this is a library "

" Oo sorry " says the blonde, (whispers) " I'll have a double burger, a packet of chips and a diet coke "


:shock:
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Re: A fair story

Post by r.magnay » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:53 am

:lol: ....you're a unit!
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Re: A fair story

Post by Robyn » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:29 am

:lol: :lol:
I can picture it happening at a local library I know!
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Re: A fair story

Post by Bob Pacey » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:14 pm

Neville you have out done your self. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good one mate.


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Re: A fair story

Post by Neville Briggs » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:23 pm

Thanks joke fans. ;)
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