" I'll have a double burger, a packet of chips and a diet coke "
" What ! " says the librarian " What do you think you're doing, don't you realise this is a library "
" Oo sorry " says the blonde, (whispers) " I'll have a double burger, a packet of chips and a diet coke "
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