Jokes for Blokes/

[Rimeriter]

Now, this is an old'un, but I bet the Girls wont Giggle.

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails.

Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Jackeroo from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.


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He whispers . .

'Iron this. Then get me a beer'.

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[Maureen K Clifford]

Obviously where I failed - I don't iron

[Rimeriter]

Lovely Lady, but you do have a broad sense of humour.

PLEASE, let me know if anything I post becomes offensive.

My intention is always to spread happiness.
Jim.