A Wifely Affair.

[Rimeriter]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.
It's after midnight.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.

HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.

HE paid for your football season tickets.

HE paid for our house at the lake.

He paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.

HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues !'


Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do ?


The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him up and keep him warm.'

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[Maureen K Clifford]

Oh so would I and make him a cup of hot chocolate for good measure

[Rimeriter]

"onya" Maureen.

I think there is some truth in the varied saying -

'A chuckle a day helps keep the doctor at bay'.

Maybe, just maybe, blokes will relate to this one !!


Subject: The Cow,
the Ant and
the Old Fart.

A cow, an ant and an old fart

are debating on

who is the greatest of the three of them.



The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day
and that's why I am the greatest!"


The ant said, "I work day and night,
summer and winter.

I can carry 52 times my own weight
and that's why I am the greatest!"



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