ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I have to drape my hooters
over handlebars of scooters
to be mindful of commuters
who would otherwise get knocked.

It’s a little disconcerting
when they catch upon the skirting
(not to mention bloody hurting)
and beneath the wheels are locked.

And therefore this situation
draws the eyes of all the nation
and I share my palpitation
with dear Zondrae who has rocked…

…us all with revelations
of her hooter’s destinations
in her late night explorations
(or so Mauzy says), I’m shocked!

(Mannie. We're out of control!)

Yep, Yep, Nope, Nope,

what??
I'm out of here.

I'm with you Zodrae too confusing for me.


TTFN

We'll be for it if Mannie sees this. But...equal opportunity & all that....

our bush poetry tutors
and collaborative recruiters
have forked off from the looters
onto geriatric chicks

Zondrae shocked us with her choice
of mammaritic hoist
which just encouraged Marty Boyce
into his sordid bag of tricks

and then Glenny started braggin'
just how far that hers were saggin'
oh it's too much . . pass the flagon
visuals must be dispatched!

Zondrae's green and Manfred's red
but Heather's pert (or so she said)
so please there's one worse thing I dread
it's images attached

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..................No Chance!.............

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I'm gettin' scared....

our bush poetry tutors
and collaborative recruiters
have forked off from the looters
onto geriatric chicks

Zondrae shocked us with her choice
of mammaritic hoist
which just encouraged Marty Boyce
into his sordid bag of tricks

and then Glenny started braggin'
just how far that hers were saggin'
oh it's too much . . pass the flagon
visuals must be dispatched!

Zondrae's green and Manfred's red
but Heather's pert (or so she said)
so please there's one worse thing I dread
it's images attached

Mate, I don't think it's a goer
My screen won't scroll no lower
Attachments make it slower
As wrinkly images drop down

But an even sicker vision
(They'd never show on Television)
Is that vasctomy incision
Under Marty's Dressing Gown!

''Is that vasctomy incision
Under Marty's Dressing Gown!''

How'd you know about that Neil?????

What's a vasctomy Neil? And how do you know Marty wears a dressing gown?