What's Happened to Good English??
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:07 pm
Hello All ...
In a separate thread David suggested there might be enough material to commence a discussion about the modern prevalence of poor grammar, spelling and apostrophe misuse. I'd say there's enough material to keep us going all year.
Perhaps I should issue a warning - this post comes with a "Grumpy Old Woman" alert! I feel a soapbox speech coming on ...
During the last few years of my working life I belonged to a "club" dedicated to observing English language bloopers. We shared them (preserving source anonymity), and derived much merriment and stress therapy from the exercise!
Some of my favourites were:
From a safety memorandum: Employees shall use the issued sunscreen and hats and avoid bearskin at all times.
In a local butcher shop window: Lion chops - special $12.99 kg
Overheard in the lunch room: My boyfriend came into my life when I least expected it. He was an immaculate conception.
From meeting minutes: This multi-level project will be constructed in several gatored stages.
Yes, we were beset by bears, lions and gators! It's a wonder we survived!
All jokes aside, why is it that these days we accept such a low level of accuracy in English usage? I'm not having a go at people who struggle with literacy - but these days even educated and verbally articulate people seem to be so sloppy when it comes to the written word! And they become quite possessive about their right to get it wrong!!
When I first entered the workforce (not quite B.C.) we were very grateful if someone picked up a spelling or grammar error in our typing - and saved us from the embarrassment of (heaven forbid) sending out a letter or report that was less than perfect!
By the end of my working life, the situation had completely reversed. If you dared to mention a spelling or grammatical error in a document, you were immediately accused of being too fussy, pedantic, even OCD! Then whenever a subsequent error popped up someone would comment, "Don't tell her - she's the grammar police!" It was as if the expectation of accuracy somehow demanded an apology!
Business letter writing is of course, becoming a lost art with the proliferation of email. Informal lingo which would never be thought of in a letter is now quite the norm in email interchanges - even at the highest corporate level. CEOs begin their missives to both men and women with "Hi Guys" and they degenerate from there!!
Somerset Maugham said: "It's a funny thing about life - if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." Mmm.
When it comes to the misuse of the apostrophe, I discovered something interesting when I recently participated in a French language course for adults. Our teacher talked about the fundamentals of grammar, including possessive case. I was amazed that a good proportion of the students had no idea what she was talking about. These are educated people in responsible jobs. No wonder we have fish and turtle's, mine and your's, and so on!
Well, that's about enough from me for one sitting! Over to you, Forum members! What do you think?
Cheers, Shelley
In a separate thread David suggested there might be enough material to commence a discussion about the modern prevalence of poor grammar, spelling and apostrophe misuse. I'd say there's enough material to keep us going all year.
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During the last few years of my working life I belonged to a "club" dedicated to observing English language bloopers. We shared them (preserving source anonymity), and derived much merriment and stress therapy from the exercise!
Some of my favourites were:
From a safety memorandum: Employees shall use the issued sunscreen and hats and avoid bearskin at all times.
In a local butcher shop window: Lion chops - special $12.99 kg
Overheard in the lunch room: My boyfriend came into my life when I least expected it. He was an immaculate conception.
From meeting minutes: This multi-level project will be constructed in several gatored stages.
Yes, we were beset by bears, lions and gators! It's a wonder we survived!
All jokes aside, why is it that these days we accept such a low level of accuracy in English usage? I'm not having a go at people who struggle with literacy - but these days even educated and verbally articulate people seem to be so sloppy when it comes to the written word! And they become quite possessive about their right to get it wrong!!
When I first entered the workforce (not quite B.C.) we were very grateful if someone picked up a spelling or grammar error in our typing - and saved us from the embarrassment of (heaven forbid) sending out a letter or report that was less than perfect!
By the end of my working life, the situation had completely reversed. If you dared to mention a spelling or grammatical error in a document, you were immediately accused of being too fussy, pedantic, even OCD! Then whenever a subsequent error popped up someone would comment, "Don't tell her - she's the grammar police!" It was as if the expectation of accuracy somehow demanded an apology!
Business letter writing is of course, becoming a lost art with the proliferation of email. Informal lingo which would never be thought of in a letter is now quite the norm in email interchanges - even at the highest corporate level. CEOs begin their missives to both men and women with "Hi Guys" and they degenerate from there!!
Somerset Maugham said: "It's a funny thing about life - if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." Mmm.
When it comes to the misuse of the apostrophe, I discovered something interesting when I recently participated in a French language course for adults. Our teacher talked about the fundamentals of grammar, including possessive case. I was amazed that a good proportion of the students had no idea what she was talking about. These are educated people in responsible jobs. No wonder we have fish and turtle's, mine and your's, and so on!
Well, that's about enough from me for one sitting! Over to you, Forum members! What do you think?
Cheers, Shelley