To the tune of Purple People Eater
Was to celebrate Heathers 1000 post I think.
For a special Lady
Well I saw this thing a coming out of the sky
It had long brown hair and blue-green eyes
I commenced to shakin' and I said ooo-wee
It looks like a purple moderator to me
It was a brown haired, green eyed flying purple moderator
brown haired, green eyed flying purple moderator
ooh woo! Nice Rack flying purple moderator
But mate it sure looks good to me.
Well, it logged on the forum and it said oooeee
I said please Purple moderator don't eat me
I heard it say in a voice so sweet
I wouldn't eat you cos you got stinky feet
It was a brown haired green eyed flying purple moderator
brown haired, green eyed flying purple moderator
a smile would turn your heart to purple jellie
It sure looks sweet oooo eeeee.
I said hey purple moderator what's your line
it said moderating poets and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to have a snoop
I wanna get a job in a belly dancin group
Well, bless my soul watch it roll flying' purple moderator
Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people moderator
brown haired, green eyed it was a purple moderator
with a smile that’s sure to please.
Well, it swung from the tree and it lit on the ground
then it started belly dancin really throwing it round
It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam bam boom.
one eyes blue and the others green
it is so sweet it’s almost obscene
a thousand posts and it’s going strong
an adoring audience just can’t be wrong.
Yeah brown haired green eyed she’s our purple moderator
brown haired , green eyed special purple moderator
we agree you’ve got to be the only purple moderator
Manfred it’s purple we should see
Cheers Bobbo
Line 7 was complimentary 
