ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Stolen from the Internet -

To all, who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of .......
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and if you lived in Ipswich you wouldn't even need that argument to dissuade you. The only time I drink it raw is when I have a headache and have to take an aspro other than that it is strictly coffee and tea.

Take a look at what is inside your pipes, and the fur build up in your kettle and be assured it can't be a good thing to be drinking.

"Yay" Maureen.

A glass of wine with which to dine,
a white will be sublime.
A fragrant red before your bed,
in fact at anytime.

I've been saying for many years -
'water makes you rusty inside'.

A cuppa tea, well that's for me,
real strong and very sweet.
Both the above are my true love,
they make my life complete.
Jim.

I've never heard of anybody having a few glasses of water then headbutting someone.

...probably too crook from the bugs in the water Neville!....

Didn't Henry say something like:
'The reason we drink beer is to make us feel like we should feel when we're not drinking beer!'

Well I have had one can of rum in four months and I can truthfully say it has had no effect on me at all and I'll smash anyone who say otherwise !!!!


Two days to go yahooooo


Bob