ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Bill, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Bill walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Bill and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'
Bill replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.''


The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'




Young Bob

Tried that ONCE.

Couldn't keep up.
She walked too fast.
Jim.

ROTFLMAO very clever Robere....the power of words Think it so and it will be

Marty you are being a grouch - that was funny

Well Martin I used it on Tuesday night in a show and got a roaring response.

I can't help it if you have no sense of humour.


Thank you Maureen.


Bob

Now Bob the Bill you were taking about was not me, I ain’t got a heart murmur I don’t need an extra Hot Mumma but it would seem you are in dire needs. Your wishful thoughts
Or should I say your WILLFUL thoughts are more than you can cope with so go back to the naughty corner and behave your self those old pensioners will be your undoing

Bill W

What’s a Hot Mumma

TTFN Mr