Bill, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Bill walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Bill and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'
Bill replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'
Young Bob
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ROTFLMAO very clever Robere....the power of words Think it so and it will be
Marty you are being a grouch - that was funny
Marty you are being a grouch - that was funny
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Well Martin I used it on Tuesday night in a show and got a roaring response.
I can't help it if you have no sense of humour.
Thank you Maureen.
Bob
I can't help it if you have no sense of humour.
Thank you Maureen.
Bob
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Re: For Bill and Dave
Now Bob the Bill you were taking about was not me, I ain’t got a heart murmur I don’t need an extra Hot Mumma but it would seem you are in dire needs. Your wishful thoughts
Or should I say your WILLFUL thoughts are more than you can cope with so go back to the naughty corner and behave your self those old pensioners will be your undoing
Bill W
Or should I say your WILLFUL thoughts are more than you can cope with so go back to the naughty corner and behave your self those old pensioners will be your undoing
Bill W
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