ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Now don't you people laugh.

I just got some medication from the doctor for a toe nail infection.


The warnings

This medication may increase the effects of alcohol. it may cause fast heartbeat, flushing, increased sweating or redness in the face, increased flatulence ??? . ( I've got all those already ).

You should avoid direct sunlight ??? duh I work outside all day ??


You should not take this medication if you plan of fathering a child ( I bloody wish ) Although I'm open to offers ??


Looks like it will be a quiet two months.

Might just try one can tonight to see if it is true ???

Robert

Hey Bob what are going to try ?

I know you said not to Bob, but I can't help myself.



Sue
I just can't stop

Just WAY too much information there Bob!

Hey Bill that was funny, I did not read it that way but I meant a rum and cola mate.


Takes two to tango.


Bob

I've got a sore toe , what did ya call that stuff? Oh yeah Rum and Cola.

TTFN

Bob Pacey wrote:
You should not take this medication if you plan of fathering a child. This medication may cause erratic rhyme and metre. ( I bloody wish ) Although I'm open to offers ??

Surely not - so ya got some sort of bung toe disorder that's genetic?? And needs dousing in rum and coke?

Can we laugh now?



Condolences, Martin.

Thanks Marty " It's times like these ya know who ya real mates are "


I read further and I'm not sure if I should take these.

Mental Confusion, Diarrhoea, Tirredness and insomnia.

I think the cure may be worse then the disease.

The only thing I'm sort of sure of is the Menstrual irregularities !!!!!!

Zondrae you think you've got problems ???

Oh now it is ok the little note at the bottom says.

Do not be alarmed by this list of side effects. You may not experience any of them !!!!!

HEY BOB try Rum and cloves she's a good drink cause it's the coke that causes the problem

bill w