ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Now for a few words of warning..
watch it !..look out... careful !


Spike Milligan

Here's one the girls will understand ...

And a very wise observation Kym.

Waking up tired beats the hell out of waking up dopey

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Every time I enter a singles bar, I hear Mums voice saying: "Don't pick that up; you don't know where it's been"

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Never squat with your spurs on.

Who brung HIM ????

Shagging ?

Did ya hear about the BLAAACK sheep that went up to the BAAAR in BAAARCALDINE and said " Can I have a BAAAcardi and Coke.
And the BAAAR Man said P.....S off we don't serve EWES in here.

See Heather that's much better

Boom Boom

Baaaaa

Oh and a big 99 to you all



Bobbit.

ooo oow!

look... almost there..

and to think I suggested pulling the plug...

The crow sat on the fence and tried to sing in tune. (anything to full the space.. ) I wonder who will make it to be the first post on page 100?

Does anyone know 'The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner?? I have heard it is a long poem.

Is that the one that provided the quote "Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink?"

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. "
~Winston Churchill

Pictures below stolen from http://www.horse-therapy.org/ - Gentle Carousel Miniature Therapy Horses

They visit retirement homes and sick kids and adults in hospitals. Amazing stuff.

I need therapy Kym can you bring yours down here