ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Don't you tell fibs to me, Mr Bobbity Boo!! You're not bloody 'sorry' at all. And anyway...na na ne naa naa....I did end up getting it after all. Ha ha, no tea for you R A M P y, go to your room....

....BTW Bob...'bit'...(but?)...'os'....(is?) Methinks you've had 1 too many sugar canes old mate....

now bob about that mythical creature you mention I would hate to see you cry as you try to rise to the occasian mate, and the old proverb keep you gun loaded but she's a mongrel when your powders wet

bw









bloody hell

I am almost a NZlander NINETY SEX is next

bill the old battler

1

First bloke says ( proudly ) My wife's an angel !



Second bloke says " You're lucky mate, Mine's still alive "


2

I had some harsh words with my wife the other day, the only problem was she had some paragraphs with me !!!


Bob

I'm an old man and have known a great many troubles . . . most of which have not happened.

Mark Twain

A good wife always forgives her husband when he is WRONG !!!


Robert

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Mark Twain

mmm,

it is taking a long time to get to that magic ton!

So..

In case I haven't posted them before I'll give you some real 'Beatles' philosophy.

"Life goes on within you, or without you"

and

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'

challenge .. which songs are these lines taken from?