ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

When God made man she made a mistake OK I'll shut up now.

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heather in your statement of Oscar Wilde I think he made a mistake

Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde

But what happens when you cannot do either

Bill the old battler

Then you are in big trouble Bill.

Yes Bill if you could work that out you would be a millionaire.

I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine.

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.




Robert

Sorry just can not get to sleep!! Don't get the new bed delivered until friday, It's a beauty !!!!.


One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.


When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man ?


I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Like the last one best, cause i can relate to that. Under all the cloths is a coffee table I think or maybe there are just more cloths.





Ramp

Ralph's off with where's wally. Anyone seen him?

Whether you think you can, or think you can't, either way you are right.
Henry Ford

Never, Never, Never mistake diplomacy for a weakness.

Bob

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.


What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."