ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Hahaha, I thought this one was funny ...

So what are you doing Kym going shopping again, that should freak the girls out at Woolies.




Bob

Come on You blokes... 83 surely you can start a new thread!

How about Mother used to say.... ?

But if we started a new thread, we would never get this one to 100 pages! And that's the whole purpose ... we are all working very hard, putting in a brilliant team effort, to achieve our goal. 100 pages, here we come ...

Even if we started another thread, it would be the same talk, so why bother???

...so where's the 'feast' happening Kymmie? Hey. If I ever get married again can I borrow that outfit for the occasion? It would probably thrill the groom to death.........
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The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

G'day Wendy,

(Ok I give up..) What a great piece of advice to gamblers. Something along the lines that I usually use - I always win on Melbourne Cup day . I don't bet.

Hannibal the cannibal said “I hate you mothers guts” his wife said “That’s alright dear just eat ya vegies then.”

TTFN

I won a small fortune on the pokies last night.

The only problem was i went in with a large one !!!!!


BooM Boom.


Bobbit.

To have great poets there must be great audiences too.
(Walt Whitman)

Vic