ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

If you set out to fail and you succeed what have you achieved?

Vic

Success

Maureen

“Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”
― W.B. Yeats

First day back after the break nearly killed me.

What's happening people ?

Heather Kym, Zondrae and dave remember those beautiful big hedges around the bbq area and the pool. Now six inches high, the boss decided they needed a trim. Bloody agent orange I call him.


Will be at least two years before they are a decent size again, Lucky he owns the place or he would be in trouble.


Cheers Bob

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they think they taste funny?

Vic

Yup, that's true Vic ...

Advice From A Cannibal

Said a cannibal dad to his sonny:
“Only cook snake, nun or bunny.
You must never cook clown!”
the man said with a frown,
“because clown – well, they taste kind of funny.”

Do illiterate people enjoy eating alphabet soup?

Vic

Biography lends to death a new terror.
Oscar Wilde

We have fed our son alpabet soup morning, noon and night for all of his life. Now he's a man of letters.

Or the frustrated cannibal who threw his hands up

I made a cannibal costume this morning (I've been up since 3am). Got a brown t-shirt, painted ribs and belly button on it and stuck feathers and fur around sleeves. Made a necklace of bones, painted a hula skirt brown to look like a grass skirt and stuck feathers and fur around waist. Had to buy the fuzzy black wig and already had a plastic club - looks great.