ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Too true Kym - the old shar pei looks like a saggy baggy elephant after huge weight loss

Cute!

Boy, ain't this the truth ...

What an ugly dog ???

How would you be with that as a house dog that liked to sleep on ya bed


Bob

That's a good saying Kym. Very true. Maybe that's why stray/lost/abandoned/mistreated etc dogs always make the best pets!

Eighty-


Nearly missed out been mowing.

Her eyes were dew wet violets as pretty as can be.


Bob

Why do a "Wise Man" and a " Wise Guy " mean the opposite thing ??

Why do we press harder and harder on the remote button when we know the batteries are dead ?


When we say something is out of " Wack " Just what is a " Wack " ?

Bob

Why is a bra singular but panties are plural. ?

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing ?

Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand ??

Bobbit.

Very deep Bob!

If all the world is a stage, Where is the audience sitting ???


How come abbreviated is such a long word ??

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?


This is getting confusing.


Robert.