ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Purple kisses are poisonus and can give you a rash, Or so I hear.

Enjoy the quiet while you can Kym.

Bob

Oh better put a saying up .

Just because I say AAAHHH does not mean I'm a pirate.

Golf: a lot of walking interspersed with bad language and even badder arithmatic.

50 years ago, 100 white blokes chasing one black man on a field was the Ku Klux Klan . . . today it's the PGA tour. (well . . . . before Tiger became a 'cheetah' anyway).

Marty

Yeah Good one Marty. I played through a group of young blokes and as i went passed they said sorry for holding you up. I replied not a worry guys I don't mind the waiting but I can't stand the swearing.

A group of shockers.


Bob

77 ... 77 ... 77 ...

There's an echo in here, cos there's only me ... me ... me ...

And I'm not running around naked like Neville was the other day, so it's not my fault!

They are all at Morisset. And Qantas is grounded, so they won't be back anytime soon.

Unless they are all in a swoon induced by fermented and spiritous liquors.
( except Sue, she's always sober )

More Leonie - MORE.
Please.

I cannot recall any oneliners, but that which comes to mind is remembered from an older sister's autograph book, probably the nineteen forties -

Life is full of froth and bubble
but two things stand alone.
Kindness in anothers trouble
courage in your own.
Author unknown.

Jim.
A backward poet writes inverse.

Author is known for that one... Adam Lindsay Gordon, bush balladist, from his poem Ye Wearie Wayfarer.

two things stand like stone

Vic

Oh ...yair Vic, I missed that bit. Terrible to get old .