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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:06 am
by Darren
That Bill is one of the best quotes.

Wealth does not buy happiness. Often the simpliest things in life bring the most joy. A beautiful spring day, a tree in bloom or a smile from someone.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:41 am
by william williams
what are you shooting elephants Marty try shooting mice heads at 20 yards

bill williams

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:37 pm
by Bob Pacey
Or a one over par nett at golf on a hot summers day after comsuming several rum and cola's.

Oh what you said too Bill.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:27 pm
by william williams
NOW Bob

A golfer he addresses the ball as it stands balanced on a little piece of wood. Then stand and proceeds to shake his rear end and then belt hell out of the ball. Why talk to the bloody ball if you are going to belt it any way Bob. I think you should go back to the naughty corner Bob before you do something insane to that little ball

bill the old battler

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:37 pm
by Bob Pacey
No Bill a good golfer never addresses the ball, you just stand over it muttering profanities and then belt the bloody hell out of it. The only game i have found where hitting something can only cause more fustration !!!!!.


Seventy- Six

Robert

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:19 am
by Kym
Things sure are quiet without Heather Sue and Manfred all away at Morisset. ***heavy sigh*** I hope they are having fun.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:02 am
by Bob Pacey
Yep Kym, it's nice isn't it :lol: :lol: :lol:


Finally getting some time to write and do some gardening, Got to go out and scare the kids at the Heritage village Halloween night at 5.30 pm.

Playing a Zombie is easy for me and whilst I do not agree with the American theme I might still get to do some scarey poetry at the woodcutters camp.

Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:03 am
by william williams
ZEE ! best laid plans of mice and men often go astray

Now as you say Kym if plan A don’t work there are 25 more letters in the alphabet

BUT ZEE is the last attempt


Billl the old battler

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:54 am
by Bob Pacey
The defination of a Golfer


A Player who yells FORE !!

Takes SIX

And then writes Five on his scorecard.


Seen a guy useing one of those distance gadgets yesterday, would have been a great help if he could have hit the bloody ball straight !!! :lol:

Robert

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:55 am
by Kym
Heather texted me about how much fun she's having at Morisset ***poor me couldn't go :cry: *** and said to send everyone purple kisses!!!!