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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:45 pm
by Dave Smith
manfredvijars wrote:This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
And got run down by a train.

TTFN 8-)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:36 am
by Bob Pacey
Very sharp Dave and a parting shot as well.

For all you guys and gals

sorry Blokes and sheilas travelling stay safe and think about us lot stuck at home.


Cheers all

Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:09 am
by Kym
Heather, it just wasn't meant to be, was it? Lucky I didn't book, cos I would have booked a Qantas flight on Friday, so I wouldn't have gotten there anyway. Still, I hope you all have a great weekend, cold, rainy, whatever ... being surrounded by good friends will be fun and there will be some really fun stories to tell us when you get back. Say hello to everyone for me.

I almost got there ... :(

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:55 am
by Kym
Sounds a bit like Bob's sign-off line ...

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:02 am
by manfredvijars
Missing you already Kymbo .... :(

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:41 pm
by Neville Briggs
You naughty cynic Manfred :) :)

I was in Dymmocks late one year, and the lady in front of me at the checkout said to the checkout girl " Do you have any books with a Christmas story in them ? "
The checkout girl looked a bit puzzled and said " No, I don't think we have any of those "
After the lady walked away, I said to the checkout girl " You have a book on the shelf over there called The Bible, You will certainly find a Christmas story in there " :shock: :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:05 pm
by Bob Pacey
She might not have wanted fiction Nev. :? :? :? :?

Robert.

I went to church once with Mum and she told me to behave or I would be punished, I was an angel and she complimented me, but after seeing what they did to the fella on the cross behind the alter I was always gonna be good.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:18 pm
by Darren
Now I know why our satellite Internet quota disappears in 2 weeks and not 4!

75 pages of quotes and 5 or 6 pages in an evening.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:00 pm
by Bob Pacey
Ok Oscar It will be a bit less this week end.

Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:35 am
by william williams
The most important message in life is

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make
the best of everything they have.