ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Manfred that little kid is Charlotte - the subject of my last poem. She's SO cute..

Only one more sleep!

Manfred is that your Halloween Mask?

Na I'll bet that's the real Manfred.

just in time for Halloween the new ugly pills that had just been released seemed to be an outstanding success. Of course they are not Government approved and are so being sold covertly on the black market by those same pedlars of drugs who operate on our streets and in our nightclubs. One of the alarming side effects seems to be the excessive growth in nose and ear size, but no doubt if that continues to be a problem then those effected could perhaps get jobs at local shopping malls come Easter time working as Easter bunnies. Not the best looking bunnies on the block perhaps but certainly a bunch of rabbits.

Then of course with a snoz the size of Tasmania perhaps they could also be utilized as mine or drug detection sniffer dags

OI !!!~! ... I may have a face like target practice and a sagging superstructure but I AM, rugged, tanned AND cute.

Judging by the bandage, it looks as though you've also had a recent labotomy.

Well I think you are all really, really mean, picking on that poor fellow with the bandaged head. Goodness knows what he has been through. He might have been in a war, or run over by a truck. He looks blind too. Mean, mean mean. He can't help it if he's aesthetically handicapped. I'm sure he's a really nice man. You should all be ashamed of yourselves....

He's also at some sort of event -he's probably a war hero or Nobel peace prize recipient. shame, shame, shame....

Is that "thing's" hand on his shoulder?

Just 66!

I have misused my powers too you know!

Heather wrote:Well I think you are all really, really mean, picking on that poor fellow with the bandaged head. Goodness knows what he has been through. He might have been in a war, or run over by a truck. He looks blind too. Mean, mean mean. He can't help it if he's aesthetically handicapped. I'm sure he's a really nice man. You should all be ashamed of yourselves....

YAIR!!! What she said - I can't help it if I've been lobotomised!!!