ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

sssshhhh Heather I had Bill hook line and sinker. Bill if it moves I will eat it.


Love my meat do not even have salad on my burgers ruins the taste of the meat.

Bob

AS I SAID YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FOWL MEALS BOB. NOW CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID BOB

BILL WILLIAMS THE SILENT ONE

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

G'day Marty. That one about sitting on the front porch is true. Although I sit on my front porch, who cares,...... its sunny in Winter.

If you wish in this world to advance,
Your merits you're bound to enhance,
You must stir it and stump it,
And blow your own trumpet,
Or, trust me, you haven't a chance !

( W.S. Gilbert )

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
No matter where you go, there you are!
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
If a man went out into the bush and had a conversation with himself and there were no women present,
would he still be wrong?

Vic

Possibly Vic - if God was listening and she heard him telling porkies or far fetched stories then yes I think she would say he was wrong

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.

A quitter never wins because a winner never quits.

Bob