Daily advice

[Bob Pacey]

sssshhhh Heather I had Bill hook line and sinker. Bill if it moves I will eat it.


Love my meat do not even have salad on my burgers ruins the taste of the meat.

Bob

[william williams]

AS I SAID YOU'VE BEEN HAVING FOWL MEALS BOB. NOW CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID BOB

BILL WILLIAMS THE SILENT ONE

[Maureen K Clifford]

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

[Neville Briggs]

G'day Marty. That one about sitting on the front porch is true. Although I sit on my front porch, who cares,...... its sunny in Winter.

[Neville Briggs]

If you wish in this world to advance,
Your merits you're bound to enhance,
You must stir it and stump it,
And blow your own trumpet,
Or, trust me, you haven't a chance !

( W.S. Gilbert )

[Vic Jefferies]

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
No matter where you go, there you are!
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
If a man went out into the bush and had a conversation with himself and there were no women present,
would he still be wrong?

Vic

[Maureen K Clifford]

Possibly Vic - if God was listening and she heard him telling porkies or far fetched stories then yes I think she would say he was wrong

[Maureen K Clifford]

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson

[Heather]

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.

[Bob Pacey]

A quitter never wins because a winner never quits.

Bob