ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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Bit slow Kymmie old gal.

Bob

Bob, put your teeth back in mate!

Now i can remember some time ago someone I will not mention who, but they said it was gross to talk about your false teeth.

It would seem that it is ok for some but not for others ?????


You will note that i have made no mention of those artificial parts since !!!!


Bob

Here's tomorrow's quote because I won't be able to put it up in the morning - people to meet, places to be.....

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

No, Bob, it's gross to watch someone talking without their teeth ...

I keep telling you - don't!

Oh, he doesn't Kym!

And it's grosse to show people your teeth or to show photos of your teeth. It's just not funny Bob... really......

Having said that I have a friend who takes hers out Kym and she can put her bottom lip over her top and it looks hilarious - but only when she does it!

Well i myself think it is gross for two people to have an indept discussion about MY Teeth !!!


So There.


Bob

HEY BOB STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY TEETH HAVE GOT TO YET BUT IF YOU FIND THEM LET ME KNOW WILL YOU

IT'S HARD SUCKING A T BONE STEAK TO DEATH

That's Gross

I've got these brand new choppers
and they are really looking neat.
But to keep the bloody things in place
is such a tireing feat.

The dentist gave me denture paste
fruit salad mix, it's really slick.
So I use it all the time now
and most times it does the trick.

But every now and then somehow
the dammed things come alive.
they move about with gay abandon
and start to do the jive.

Rattling round inside my gob
the words become all slurred.
I'm half way through a poem
and no one can understand a word.

The people in the front row
they start to duck and weave.
they start dodgeing phlegm and spittle
as little bits land on their sleeve.

The other night mate I was cruising
then as fast as you could blink.
The whole top plate went flying
and landed in this fellas drink.

The splash was like a fountain
old ladies screamed in fright.
One blokes toupee headed bush
oh it was such a frantic sight.

It caught in some old girls glasses
and tangled in the frame.
She knocked the table candle over
and the lot burst into flame.

Someone grabbed the foam extinguisher
before the fire got too hot.
but for me it was not quick enough
Cause my reputation it was shot.

So I took some drastic action
Went down to the hardware store.
I now use two mix araldite
and they don't come out no more.

Bob Pacey ( C )

And a big Fifty- Seven to both you girls.



Nite Nite.


Bob