ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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Holy Smackin' Dooley Whoppers!!!!! We dunnit!!!!!

*** doin' a Woo Hoo dance ***

See what we can achieve if we work as a team (and yack on with a lot of twaddle).

Now lets aim for 100 pages .... mwahahahaaaaa *****evil laughter*****

Determination may get you farther ahead, than even talent or intelligence.

Paul Trawitzki

You can't hum while holding your nose closed.

Why did you not believe me ??? I know you tried and you couldn't could you????

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

Robert Frost,

My advice for the day is very important for everyone who owns a steam mop. Do NOT put anything other than the liquid supplied with the steam mop in the water tank. My cleaning lady (don't get all excited that I have a cleaning lady, she's only been here three times and may not be invited back cos I'm a bit shirty at her at the moment), anyway SHE decided to put her special cleaning stuff in the steam mop and now my floor has a generous layer of semi-sticky dull soapy feeling ickyness. I think she used bubble solution, cos when I went to re-mop the floor (that I just paid her to mop), the more I scrub it, the more if froths up! Woes me ...

So there's my advice for the day.

DO NOT PUT SOAPY STUFF IN STEAM MOPS!!!!!

"A day without sunshine is like night."

-- Unknown

Kymmie you will have the cleanest floor in the whole of QLD

It could be said that a man's ambition is measured by the things he gives up in its name
Kenneth Dorf