Re: Daily advice
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:41 pm
Are you really bald Dave? 
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
Mark Twain quote
Vic
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Re: Daily advice
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 pm
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:47 pm
The word is Bold Heather.
Words of wisdom Upper Crackpot Tassie.
TTFN
Words of wisdom Upper Crackpot Tassie.
TTFN
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:56 am
Oh Dave reminds me of that old song.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.
off to breakfast now !!!
Bob
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.
off to breakfast now !!!
Bob
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:06 am
40 ... 40 ... 40
If life begins at 40, what ended at 39???
If life begins at 40, what ended at 39???
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:05 am
As to the pure mind all things are pure, so to the poetic mind all things are poetical.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Eccentric doesn't bother me. 'Eccentric' being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.
Crispin Glover
Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas Carlyle
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Eccentric doesn't bother me. 'Eccentric' being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.
Crispin Glover
Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas Carlyle
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:17 am
Sheez Bob thats a bit sick. Yuk Yuk.
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:05 pm
It is a ditty song for scouts around the campfire Dave ???
Like we used to sing The Old Grey Mare She ain't What She Used To Be.
Bob
Like we used to sing The Old Grey Mare She ain't What She Used To Be.
Bob
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:42 pm
Dave pay attention! I said you were silly, not your life time guaranteed hat! Do I take it that because it has a life time guarantee that means you have to wear it every day of your life?
Can't say I've ever heard that song Bobbo. Must be a Queensland thing. It's silly too!
Kymmie's coming to town. I'm so excited! Wear sensible shoes this time Kym!
Can't say I've ever heard that song Bobbo. Must be a Queensland thing. It's silly too!
Kymmie's coming to town. I'm so excited! Wear sensible shoes this time Kym!
Re: Daily advice
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:44 pm
Vic said: “The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
Mark Twain quote
Vic, is that meant to be lighting or lightning?
Mark Twain quote
Vic, is that meant to be lighting or lightning?