ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

For all poets

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


Bob

Mark Twain - "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

May the sun shine on you eternal.
May your rain come only in the night,
With just enough to fill your journal.
But not enough to cause you plight.
Dave Smith.6/2010

“I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate.”

“I hope your mothers Chooks turn to Emus and kick s*** out of you Chook house.”

TTFN

Could not resist. This one is for Marty.

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mum .....”

OOPS Bob

Bob, NOBODY calls their kid Larry!

You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.

Ha Ha Bob I think that Larry might be switched on.

TTFN

Let's hope his Mum is Dave 'cause looks like Dad's seen the light

I'm wondering why Marty needs to know about it! And which Marty?

Does Bob know something that Marty doesn't ?