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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:52 pm
by Neville Briggs
It is better to live on the corner of a roof
than share a house with a contentious woman.

Solomon.


He ought to know, he had six hundred wives.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:28 am
by Vic Jefferies
Do illiterate people enjoy alphabet soup?

Vic

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:57 pm
by Jasper Brush
It is better to be over the hill than under it.


John

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:48 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??????

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:49 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth :lol: :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:56 pm
by Bob Pacey
There is only two types of people in the world, The quick and the dead.


Ladies you just died.

Robert

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:57 pm
by Bob Pacey
This one is for you Dave !!!!!! Mate !!!!!


Thirty- Two 32, 32 ,32.

Lap it up Dave.

Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:13 pm
by Dave Smith
There's only two type of people in the world those that can add up and those that can't.

TTFN Mr 8-)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:15 pm
by Dave Smith
96 what does that mean Bob.

TTFN 8-)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:25 pm
by Kym
No Dave - there's three types of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder 'what happened?'