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Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:05 am
by Neville Briggs
And to think that Martin Luther was a former monk who married a former nun. :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:35 am
by Neville Briggs
If you want to change the world pick up your pen and write.


Martin Luther.

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:54 am
by Bob Pacey
I would I would but my pen has run out of bloody ink ???


Bob

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:46 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
use a thumbnail dipped in tar :lol:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:15 am
by Neville Briggs
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.


Sam Goldwyn

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:23 pm
by Neville Briggs
No matter how flat you make the pancake it still has two sides.

Dr Phil

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:37 pm
by keats
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Steven Wright

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:43 pm
by Dave Smith
would you have two sides like a pancake?

TTFN 8-)

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:35 pm
by Neville Briggs
I know what happens Dave. You don't want to know. :roll:

Re: Daily advice

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:45 pm
by Bob Pacey
If I sit in the middle of the road then I can expect to be run over ?